a harry potter

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A 'harry potter' is when you do something so dumb it makes you look like a baboon in a clown suit. It’s like Harry Potter’s whole life, full of blunders, stupid choices, and stuff that makes you want to scream.
Harry spills milk in front of everyone like it’s the end of the world.
He tries to fight a giant snake with a pencil.
He walks into a wall during a huge battle.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The only thing keeping me from throwing my phone out the window and screaming into a pillow.
I watched the entire series again and still don’t get why people hate it.
I cried during the last book and my dog laughed at me.
I told my mom I’m moving to Hogwarts.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A book series that made everyone rich and turned me into a walking emotional wreck.
It started with a kid and a magic school and now I can’t stop crying.
I read it when I was 10 and still can’t stop crying now.
It’s the reason I know what a dementor is.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER. I don’t care what anyone says. You’re just jealous because you didn’t read it as a kid.
It’s like a dream come true for kids and adults who still believe in magic.
It’s so good it makes your brain explode.
It’s better than your life and your ex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A reporter for a TV channel in Australia. No joke. Also a book series that is way better than your life.
He reported on a magic school and now he’s famous.
He turned a kid’s book into a billion-dollar business.
He’s richer than my dad and he’s not even magical.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Books that people hate even though they haven’t read them. It’s like they’re mad at a ghost.
They say it’s just for kids but they’re wrong.
They criticize it without knowing what it’s about.
They hate it but still watch the movies.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Books that are so well written they make you look like a baboon who can’t read.
You say it’s bad but you can’t even spell 'potter'.
You’re jealous because you didn’t read it as a kid.
You think it’s for kids but you’re still a kid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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