a hard man is good to find

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A hard man is good to find is what I say when my cadet roommate walks around like a naked lunatic with a boner the size of a bowling ball.
My roommate was walking around like a naked idiot with a boner the size of a bowling ball. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He was walking around like a confused monkey with a boner. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He had a boner so big I could see it from the other side of the room. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
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A hard man is good to find is what I yell when my roommate walks around like a naked idiot with a boner that could crush a man.
My roommate was walking around like a naked idiot with a boner that could crush a man. I yelled, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He was walking around like a confused animal with a boner the size of a cow. I yelled, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He had a boner so big it could beat up a wrestler. I yelled, 'A hard man is good to find.'
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A hard man is good to find is what I say when my roommate is walking around like a naked lunatic with a boner that could start a war.
My roommate was walking around like a naked lunatic with a boner that could start a war. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He walked around like a confused man with a boner the size of a tank. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
He had a boner so big it could beat up a whole football team. I told him, 'A hard man is good to find.'
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