a happy ending

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A happy ending is when an Asian massage lady gives you a free hand job after you’ve been rubbing for an hour like a complete idiot.

The lady said, 'You're gonna need this after that massage.'

He just laid there like a dead fish after I finished.

She said, 'You paid for the rub, you get the rub and the rub and the rub.'

A happy ending happens when your masseuse decides to blow you off for twenty bucks and you're too tired to argue.

'I’m not doing this for free, but I’ll do it for twenty.'

He just said, 'I'm not paying for this, but I'm getting it.'

She gave me a blow job and said, 'That's your extra.'

A happy ending is when you get an egg roll at the end of your massage because you're too lazy to walk.

'I'm not going to walk to the kitchen, I'll just get it here.'

He said, 'I'm not paying for the massage and the egg roll.'

She said, 'You're getting a free egg roll because you're a good customer.'

A happy ending is when you roll over and ask for a full body massage and the lady takes off the towel and gives you a hand job for an extra twenty.

'I paid for the full body massage, and now I'm getting a hand job.'

He just said, 'I'm getting the full body massage and the hand job.'

She said, 'You're getting the full body massage and the hand job for twenty more.'

A happy ending is when you get a rubdown and the lady looks up and says, 'You want a happy ending?' and you say yes.

'You want a happy ending?' I said yes.

She said, 'You want a happy ending?' and I said, 'Yes.'

He said, 'You want a happy ending?' and I said, 'Yes, I do.'

A happy ending is when your cock is rock hard after the rubdown and the lady says, 'You want a happy ending?'

'Your cock is rock hard, you want a happy ending?'

She said, 'Your cock is rock hard, you want a happy ending?'

He said, 'Your cock is rock hard, you want a happy ending?'

A happy ending is when the massouse decides to give you a blow job or just plain sex for twenty bucks and you're too tired to argue.

'I'm not doing this for free, but I'll do it for twenty.'

He said, 'I'm not paying for this, but I'm getting it.'

She said, 'You're getting a blow job and it's only twenty more.'