a hanger

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A hanger-on is a lonely loser who clings to popular kids like a greasy stain on a pizza, hoping they'll eventually notice them and not make fun of them for being invisible.
"I've been following these guys since lunch. I just want to be cool for once.", Jake, 7th grade, 2019
"I'm not a hanger-on. I'm a strategic observer.", Sarah, who's been following the same group for 3 years
"He's like a ghost, always there but never noticed.", Lisa, to her best friend
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hanger is the wrath of an empty stomach that hits you like a punch in the gut when you're trying to make big decisions and all you can think about is getting food.
"I didn't eat since breakfast. I'm gonna eat the whole pizza by myself.", Alex, after arguing with his girlfriend
"I was trying to pick a restaurant. Then I remembered I hadn't eaten since Monday.", Taylor, in the middle of a fight
"I'm not choosing a restaurant. I'm choosing a restaurant that has fries.", Jamie, who just saw a burger
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hanger is when your boobs are so big and flabby they look like they're about to fall out and point south like a compass.
"My boobs look like they're about to go on vacation.", Emma, after a long day of wearing a tight shirt
"I can't feel my arms anymore. My boobs are too heavy.", Mia, during gym class
"My boobs are sagging so bad, I think they're going to start a new continent.", Rachel, during a group project
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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To pull a hanger is to cheat in poker by secretly moving cards to the bottom of the deck so you can deal them to your partner like a sneaky thief.
"I pulled a hanger and got two aces. My partner got nothing.", Matt, in a poker game
"I didn't cheat. I just had good luck.", Jeff, who got all the bad cards
"He cheated so much, he got banned from the game.", Lisa, watching the whole thing
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hanger is when your boobs are so saggy and big they look like they're trying to start a new religion, and your nipples are pointing south like a compass.
"My boobs are sagging so bad, I think they're going to start a new religion.", Mia, in the middle of a math test
"My nipples are pointing south. I think the earth is going to move.", Emma, during lunch
"My boobs are saggy and big, and I'm not even wearing a bra.", Rachel, in the middle of a dance class
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hanger is a tool of torture that Mommy Dearest uses on her children, especially when the kids are being annoying and not doing their chores.
"I got a hanger for not doing my homework.", Alex, who was pulled out of class
"I got a hanger for eating all my lunch.", Taylor, who was eating a sandwich
"I got a hanger for not cleaning my room.", Jamie, who had a mess in his room
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A hanger is a free-loader who clings to people like a smelly sock in a sock drawer, always trying to get a ride or a break.
"I'm not a free-loader. I'm a strategic rider.", Jake, who's been riding with the same group for years
"He's like a shadow, always there but never noticed.", Lisa, watching her friend
"He's a hanger. He just wants a free ride.", Emma, watching him ride with the group
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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