A Hamza

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A guy who lies about who he is or does dumb stuff just to mess people up and make life a nightmare.
He told everyone he was a rapper, then showed up in a speedo at a funeral.
He pretended to be a chef and burned my pizza to a crisp.
He claimed he could speak 5 languages, but he couldn’t even say hello in Spanish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tough guy with guts like a lion, no fear, no mercy, and he’ll rip your face off if you mess with him.
He took on the whole school in a wrestling match and won.
He stood up to the principal when he got in trouble.
He didn’t flinch when the teacher threw a chalkboard eraser at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most attractive guy you’ll ever meet, he’s got jokes that’ll make you laugh until you cry, memes that’ll make you poop, and he’s so smart he could probably run your brain.
He sent me a meme of a dancing cat and I laughed for 10 minutes.
He explained math like it was a joke, and I got an A+
He made a joke so good, my teacher said he should be in the comedy club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who can charm anyone with his coolness, but don’t let him fool you, he’s got the strength of 10 guys and will beat you up if you’re not cool enough.
He talked me into joining a karate class and I got kicked in the face.
He asked me to be his friend and then called me a loser in front of everyone.
He told me he liked my music, then said my taste was garbage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hot guy who’s a bit chubby when he’s young, but when he grows up, he’s got muscles like a beast and looks like a god.
He used to eat burgers for breakfast, but now he can deadlift a car.
He was the funniest guy in class, but now he’s the strongest.
He used to be the class clown, but now he’s the king of the gym.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who’s all stiff and quiet when he’s alone, but once he opens up, he’s the friend you’ll never forget, and girls fall for him like crazy.
He sat in class like a statue, but once he started talking, he was the funniest guy in the room.
He didn’t say a word all day, but when he finally spoke, he made the whole class laugh.
He was quiet and boring, but when he smiled, the girls all fainted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A great friend, a hilarious guy, and someone who’ll stick by you no matter what. He’s got a lion’s heart and won’t back down.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework.
He laughed at my jokes even when I was being annoying.
He fought for me when the whole class picked on me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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