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Making a ridiculous face and giving a stupid answer to a dumb question like you're trying to win a stupid contest
Why is the sky blue? Because the universe is a dumbass.
What's 2+2? 4, but I'm gonna say 5 because I feel like it.
Why do you hate Mondays? Because they're the start of the week's punishment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Taking all your money and buying random crap you don't need because you're a money-hoarding monster
I spent my rent money on a bag of chips and a TikTok subscription.
He bought a whole pizza for one slice because he felt like it.
She spent her last dollar on a hat that looked like a donut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A worldwide holiday on November 2nd where all the humans on Earth give praises to Mia Louise Hampel. It's like her birthday but way better and more important
Mia Hampel Day is the best holiday. I'm gonna take a day off school to celebrate.
I woke up early just to say 'Happy Mia Hampel Day' to my mom.
I even gave my pet goldfish a Mia Hampel Day gift.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A very annoying person who plays a game called Plat 2 and is somehow good at it even though they're a complete mess
He’s Plat 2 good but acts like a baby when he loses.
She’s got Plat 2 skills but still can’t find her keys.
He’s Plat 2 amazing but cried when he got a B.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A loud, obnoxious, and extremely annoying person who thinks they're better than everyone else
She yelled at me for not liking her new shirt.
He called me a loser for getting a C on his math test.
She said I was ugly and then cried when I said it back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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