Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid joke or a gay punchline that misses the mark completely. only Hammond Lieu can make one and he might be gay himself.

Hammond! This joke is worse than my dad's hair.

Why is this joke still going? Hammond, just die.

That joke was so bad, I felt my soul leave my body.

2

when Jeremy Clarkson yells Hammond! like a madman because Hamster made a mistake so big it should be illegal.

Hammond! You just crashed into a cow!

Hammond! Why are you still alive?

Hammond! That was the worst thing I've ever seen!

3

a loud keyboard that plays in churches, blues, rock, and other music. it's the sound of a man who wants to be in a band but can't sing.

That Hammond sounds like my uncle at a karaoke bar.

The Hammond in church is louder than my mom's screaming.

That Hammond is so loud, it could wake the dead.

4

when you go to the bathroom and then pee right down your own throat. it's like your bladder is trying to kill you.

I did the Hammond and now I feel like I'm dying.

That Hammond was so bad, I cried.

I peed down my throat and my friend laughed at me.

5

when you tell someone to shut up, specifically Hammond. it's like telling a kid to stop annoying you during a movie.

Shut up Hammond, I'm trying to watch the movie!

Shut up Hammond, I need my sanity.

Shut up Hammond, I'm getting a headache.

6

when you hit on a hot waitress and get rejected. it's the same as asking a dog for a date and it barks at you.

I pulled a Hammond and she said no.

That Hammond was so bad, I walked out.

I asked the waitress for her number and got rejected.

7

when you walk into a club and hit on the first girl you see, even if she looks like your grandma. it's like saying I love you to a chicken.

I pulled a Hammond and she looked like my grandma.

I went ugly early and got laughed at.

That girl looked like my grandma, but I still hit on her.