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A ham is a person who acts like a total idiot just to be the main show. They're usually kids who think they're the king of the world when they're around strangers.

My cousin tried to dance on a table at a wedding and fell over. Classic ham move.

My little brother told a joke so bad it made my grandma cry. He's a ham.

At school lunch, my friend tried to do a magic trick with a sandwich and it exploded. Ham alert.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A little ham is someone so cute they make your heart melt. They don’t even have to try, they’re just born with that charm.

My niece walked into a room and everyone stopped talking. She’s a little ham.

My dog sat on my face and licked my nose. Total ham.

My friend’s baby brother smiled at a pigeon and it went crazy. Ham energy.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A ham is someone who goes overboard with their silliness, making everything look stupid for no good reason.

My neighbor dressed up as a chicken for a party and started clucking. Ham much?

My teacher tried to do a magic trick with a pencil and failed. Ham behavior.

My friend wore a hat made of socks and walked around like a superhero. Ham level 100.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A ham is a burger without the bread. It’s a total loser, a lowlife, a nobody who doesn’t even try to make money. Stay away from hams, they’re like a disease.

My friend eats ham for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He’s a ham.

My brother dropped out of school and now he’s a full-time ham. Sad.

My cousin got fired for eating ham all day and talking to the ceiling. Ham life.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

To get really drunk is to ham it up. You’re so wasted you don’t even know where you are anymore.

I drank four beers and started talking to the waiter like he was my friend. I was hamed out.

My friend drank so much he tried to sing opera and fell off the couch. Ham time.

I drank until I couldn’t walk straight and cried at a pizza. Ham level max.

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Hard as a motherfucker is H. A. M. It’s when something is so tough it could crush a whole family.

That math test was H. A. M. I got a zero and cried.

My dad’s back is H. A. M. He can’t even lift a bag of groceries.

That gym class was H. A. M. I ran until I was out of breath.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A ham is a person who acts like they’re the most important person in the room just to get attention. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.

My friend tried to talk to the principal and started doing cartwheels. Ham behavior.

My sister screamed at the TV during a commercial. She’s a ham.

My neighbor tried to do stand-up and failed. Total ham.

by Slangipedia 5d ago