A Hailey

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A Hailey is a goddess who shows up when you’re screaming for help. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth like a sailor. If you ever meet one, you’ll be stuck with her forever, and you’ll thank her for it later.

'I need a hospital and a chainsaw!' She showed up with a bag of chips and a smile.

'I thought I was alone. Then Hailey came in and broke the ceiling.'

'I was crying in the bathroom. She walked in and laughed at me. Then she bought me ice cream.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is a girl who’s so good-looking, she makes everyone else look like they just got hit by a brick. She’s the best friend you ever had and will probably slap you if you forget her birthday.

'I got a Hailey as a friend. Now I know what heaven feels like.'

'She texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me she loves me.'

'She showed up at my party wearing a dress and a sword. I didn’t ask for that.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is a wild, beautiful, slightly crazy girl who will make you feel like the luckiest person alive. But if you mess with her, she’ll punch you in the face and laugh about it.

'She told me she’d fight me if I ever said she was ugly.'

'I said I didn’t like her. She flipped the table and ran away crying.'

'She gave me a hug and then a slap. I didn’t know which one to prefer.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is the kind of girl who plays sports like it’s a war and makes everyone else look like they’re just playing tag. She’s gorgeous, weird, and everyone adores her.

'She beat me in a race and then cried about it.'

'She told the coach she was a superhero and then ran circles around him.'

'She said she was hungry, so she ate the whole pizza and then cried.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is a girl who loves you hard and cries about it. She’ll be there when you’re sad, but she’s also the kind of girl who cries when you don’t text her back.

'She cried because I didn’t say I love her back.'

'I was sad, and she showed up with cookies and a speech.'

'She told me she was the best thing that ever happened to me. Then she cried.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is a girl who doesn’t care what anyone says. She’ll sit there and laugh at your problems while eating a whole pizza.

'She told me to shut up and then ate my pizza.'

'I cried in front of her and she laughed and said I was dramatic.'

'She said she didn’t care and then texted me at 3 a. m. with a pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hailey is a girl who looks like a model, acts like a warrior, and will fight you if you try to mess with her friends. She’s a beast and a beauty.

'She told me to back off and then kicked my ass.'

'She cried because I said I didn’t like her. Then she hit me.'

'She showed up with a sword and told me I was the enemy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago