A Hail Mary Dynamite

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What I call a human who smells like a rotten toilet and thinks they're a god.

My cousin tried to fight me in the parking lot. He looked like a raccoon with a face full of pus.

That guy at the gym screamed at the treadmill like it owed him money.

My neighbor tried to propose to me. I think he was high and had a fever.

A human who looks like they got hit by a truck and then sat in a garbage can.

My uncle wore a shirt that said 'I survived a fire' and it was just a hole in his pants.

My friend's dog ran away and came back with a dead raccoon. He didn't look surprised.

My brother tried to dance in a pool and it looked like a horror movie.

A human who smells like old socks and thinks they're a superhero.

My mom tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire. I think she was trying to be cool.

My dad tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a chainsaw was crying.

My friend tried to be a DJ and played a song at 2 AM. I want to die.