a guy's guy

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A man who thinks he's tough, loves sports, and just wants to drink beer and talk about his dumb friends.
Hey man, you're the ultimate guy's guy, no wonder you’re always drinking and talking about your dumb friends.
You’re like the guy’s guy version of a gym rat, but with more beer.
You're the guy's guy, and I'm the guy's guy who doesn't like you.
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A greeting that Lebanese guys shout in your face when they’re excited and want to drink 7-Up and tour your apartment like it’s a hotel.
Hey man, you just got here and he’s already yelling ‘a guy’s guy’ at you like it’s a greeting.
He said ‘a guy’s guy’ and then dragged you to the kitchen to drink 7-Up.
He came in, said ‘a guy’s guy,’ and then he didn’t stop talking about the apartment.
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A man who thinks he’s a role model, but is just a guy who knows how to fix things and let people know he’s cool.
That guy’s like a guy’s guy, fixes everything and still acts like he’s cool.
He's a guy's guy and still thinks he's the best at everything.
He's the guy's guy and acts like he's the best, even when he's not.
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A guy who looks like a college student, has a bad hair day, and is trying really hard to be cool but also gay.
He's the guy's guy with the flowered shorts and spiked hair, and he's trying to look cool.
He’s the guy’s guy, wearing the same Old Navy shirt every day, and still can’t find a date.
He’s the guy’s guy, walking around in flip-flops and trying to look like he knows what he’s doing.
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That guy who starts a conversation and then randomly puts his arm around the chair like it’s a hug and he’s best friends with your back.
He started talking and then just put his arm around the chair like it was a hug.
He said hello, talked for five minutes, then just put his arm around the chair and acted like he knew you.
He started the conversation, talked for a while, and then just put his arm around the chair like it was a sign of friendship.
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When two guys kiss, grope each other, and then just sit there wanking until they both come. Sometimes they do even weirder stuff like 69 and rim.
They kissed, gropped, and then just sat there wanking like it was a competition.
They made out like it was a movie scene and then both just wanked and came like it was the best thing ever.
They kissed, 69ed, and then just sat there like they were the best at everything.
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Something you say just to make noise so your friends don’t forget you exist.
You said ‘a guy’s guy’ just so your friends would talk to you.
You said it again because you wanted to be remembered.
You said ‘a guy’s guy’ to make noise and hoped your friends would notice.
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