a guy that drinks glue

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A man who drinks glue like it’s whiskey and your mom’s screaming in the background

I saw him chug glue at the gas station. It looked like a horror movie.

He told me he drinks glue because it tastes like regret.

His glue stash is bigger than my allowance.

A dude who drinks glue so hard it looks like he’s trying to swallow a wall

He drank glue so fast, the glue came out his nose.

He said it’s the only thing that calms him down after a bad day.

His glue addiction is worse than my sister’s TikTok habit.

A man who drinks glue like it’s the last drop of hope in the universe

He drank glue because the world was ending and he didn’t care.

He said glue is the only thing that makes his brain work.

He drank glue in the middle of the night like it was a religious experience.