A guy singing in a fake English accent!

I swear that guy in the elevator is trying to be James Bond and it’s not working

My cousin’s friend’s dad tried to sing in an English accent and it sounded like a goat with a lisp

That guy at the bar thought he was a spy but he just said 'cheers' and I laughed so hard I got a drink on my shirt

My brother tried to sing in an English accent and it was like he was talking to a pigeon

That guy in the grocery store was trying to sound fancy and just said 'bloody hell' like it meant something

My friend’s uncle tried to sing in a fake English accent and it was like he was trying to impress a goat

That guy at the party thought he was James Bond but he just said 'oh dear' and no one believed him

My neighbor tried to sing in a fake English accent and it was like he was trying to talk to a fish

That guy at the restaurant said 'pip pip' and I almost threw my salad at him