a guy like you

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A guy like you is a loudmouth who thinks he’s the center of the universe, but he’s too chicken to talk to you. He’s got a brain, but it’s stuck in a ditch.
DM: ‘Hey, do you even know who I am?’
Text: ‘He saw me, but he walked past me like I was invisible.’
Post: ‘He’s the guy who texts me and then ghosts me like it’s a crime.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy like you is a walking disaster who can’t even text you without making it sound like a funeral.
Text: ‘He said, “Hey” and that was it. No “How are you?” No “What’s up?” Just “Hey.”’
DM: ‘He’s the guy who texts me and then deletes the message like I asked him to.’
Post: ‘He’s the guy who likes me but can’t even say it. He’s like a broken calculator.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy like you is a meathead who thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a guy who can’t even say ‘hi’ without stuttering.
Text: ‘He’s the guy who texts me and says, “Hi” and that’s it. No ‘How are you?’ No ‘What’s up?’ Just “Hi.”’
Post: ‘He’s like a robot who only knows how to say “Hello” and that’s it.’
DM: ‘He’s the guy who likes me but he’s too chicken to even talk to me.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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