A gun problem

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When you're so broke you can't even afford a single bullet, and you're stuck waving your hands like a lunatic when some idiot starts shooting.

'I had a gun once. Then I got shot. Now I just hope my brother doesn't bring his whole crew to the store.'

'I was trying to rob a bank. The guy inside had a gun. I had a calculator.'

'My gun collection is just a pile of broken toys now. I can't even afford a trigger.'

When you spend more money on bullets than rent, and your kids are wearing your shoes because you sold the furniture to buy a new rifle.

'I bought this gun for my son. Now he’s got a gun. I’ve got a bill from the bank.'

'My wife left me because I spent the wedding money on a 1000-round magazine.'

'I collect guns like other people collect stamps. I just can’t afford stamps anymore.'

When some stupid people start shooting each other, and the whole country acts like it's the end of the world, even though it's just another Tuesday.

'He got shot in the head. The guy who shot him got shot in the leg. Now they're both arguing about the bullet.'

'A gang war broke out at the mall. No one cares. It’s just another Tuesday.'

'They shot the mayor. Now the mayor’s brother is shooting the mayor’s brother’s friend.'

Something America has, but no one wants to fix because it’s easier to just keep shooting people.

'We have a gun problem. We also have a problem with our brains.'

'America has a gun problem. But it's also got a problem with its priorities.'

'We don’t need a solution. We need a better trigger.'

That ain’t the problem, you brain-dead idiot. You’re just too dumb to see it.

'You think it's the gun? It's your brain. You're the problem.'

'You're arguing about bullets. I'm arguing about your intelligence.'

'You're not the problem. You're the bullet.'