Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny gadget that goes boom boom or bang bang when someone lets it.

My cousin brought a gun to the park and scared the bejesus out of a squirrel.

My uncle shot a duck with his gun and said it was the most fun he had all week.

I brought a gun to school and my teacher said I was being a total idiot.

2

What pilots use to tell their friends they're getting up close and personal with the enemy, or a hot girl.

My brother said he was gonna bring a gun to the dance to fight off all the boys chasing my sister.

My dad used to say his gun was the only thing that kept him from fighting the whole class.

My friend said he brought his gun to the movie and ended up fighting a guy over a seat.

3

Pew pew, that’s what it sounds like when it goes off.

My little brother says his gun makes a 'pew pew' sound and it's the best thing ever.

My friend’s gun goes 'pew pew' and he says it's the loudest thing he's ever heard.

At the party, my cousin said his gun sounds like 'pew pew' and it's the most annoying thing ever.

4

What Americans use to make things disappear, and that includes people.

My uncle said his gun is the only thing that kept him from getting fired.

My mom used her gun to scare the mailman away.

My friend’s gun was the reason he got into a fight with the school principal.

5

The most amazing thing you can bring to show and tell, even better than glitter.

My brother brought a gun to show and tell and the whole class was jealous.

My friend said his gun was the best thing he ever brought to show and tell.

My little cousin brought a gun to show and tell and the teacher was confused.

6

A fancy metal thing that shoots lead bullets so fast it can go through your face or a tree.

My dad used his gun to shoot a tree and it went through the whole thing.

My uncle said his gun was so powerful it could kill a deer from a mile away.

My friend brought his gun to the park and shot a can and it was the most fun he had all week.

7

A word for when you put a girl in the doggy position and finger her like you're holding a gun.

My brother said he used his gun to finger his girlfriend and it was the best thing ever.

My friend said he brought his gun to the party just to finger a girl.

My little cousin said his gun was the only thing he needed to finger his crush.