Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A gummer is a blow job that tastes like old socks and bad decisions.

My ex gave me a gummer so bad I got a toothache from the shame.

That gummer was like getting a kiss from a raccoon wearing a mouthguard.

He tried to give me a gummer, but I could tell he had a mouth full of regret.

2

A gummer is when a legend passes the torch to another legend, and it's all you can do to keep from crying.

These leaders are so good, I felt like I was watching a god walk into a throne room.

That line-up of leaders was like getting a golden ticket to a royal family.

Every time one of them stepped up, I felt like I was in a history book.

3

A gummer is a blow job that’s so bad, it’s like getting hit in the face with a wet sock.

I got a gummer so bad, I asked for a refund and a nap.

That gummer was worse than eating a whole pie in one bite.

She gave me a gummer that left me questioning my life choices.

4

A gummer is when you get head from a girl who looks like she just chewed up a raccoon or an old lady who smells like a shoebox.

I got a gummer from a girl who looked like she had a mouthful of gravel.

That gummer was like getting a kiss from a ghost who also smelled like a gym sock.

I got a gummer from an old lady who looked like she had been in a war.

5

A gummer is when you get a blow job from someone with no teeth, like they just lost a bet with a dentist.

That gummer was so bad, I could hear her teeth screaming in the background.

He gave me a gummer that felt like getting hit with a bag of rocks.

She gave me a gummer, and I could tell she was hiding her mouth from the world.

6

A gummer is when you rub coke on your gums so hard, you feel like you’re about to lose your tongue.

I did a gummer and felt like my gums were on fire.

That gummer was so strong, I could taste the madness.

I did a gummer and my gums were numb for a week.

7

A gummer is when you get head from a girl who looks like she just gargled with dirt.

That gummer was so bad, I could have used it as a weapon.

She gave me a gummer that felt like getting hit with a brick.

I got a gummer from a girl who looked like she had a mouthful of rocks.