a grower, not a shower

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Your willy is a shrimp when it's down, but it turns into a monster when it pops up.
My guy’s soft dick is like a toothpick, but when it hardens, it’s like a hot dog with a side of fries.
He’s a shrimp when flaccid, but he’s a full-grown lobster when he’s hard.
He’s a grower, not a shower. His flaccid state is sad, but his erect state is legendary.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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He’s got a tiny weenie when it’s down, but it turns into a fire hydrant when it’s up.
His flaccid dick is like a matchstick, but when it’s up, it’s like a fire truck.
He’s not a shower, he’s a grower. His soft state is weak, but his hard state is strong.
He’s got a tiny weenie when it’s down, but when it goes up, it’s like a full-grown bear.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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His soft member is like a twig, but when it gets hard, it’s like a tree.
He’s a twig when soft, but when he gets hard, he’s a full-grown oak tree.
He starts like a stick, but when he gets hard, he’s like a giant log.
He’s a grower, not a shower. He goes from a twig to a tree.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A trader who hides the real size of their bid/offer is a grower, not a shower.
He’s a grower, not a shower. He hides his real size on the bid.
He’s a fake showman, not a real grower. He hides his volume on the offer.
He’s a grower, not a shower. He tricks people into thinking he’s small, but he’s huge.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A shower has a big willy when it's down, but a grower has a tiny one when it's down and it gets big when it's up.
He’s a grower, not a shower. His flaccid willy is small, but when it's up, it's huge.
A shower has a big member when it's down, but a grower has a tiny one when it's down and it gets big when it's up.
He’s a grower, not a shower. His soft state is sad, but his hard state is majestic.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your bench press is getting stronger, but your chest is still the size of a chicken.
He lifts more weight, but his chest is still like a chicken.
His bench is getting stronger, but his chest is still tiny.
He’s a grower in the gym, but his chest is still chicken-sized.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grower has a tiny willy when it’s down, but it gets huge when it’s up. A shower has a big willy when it’s down and doesn’t get much bigger when it’s up.
He’s a grower, not a shower. His flaccid state is tiny, but his erect state is massive.
A shower has a big member when soft, but a grower has a tiny member when soft and it gets big when hard.
He’s a grower, not a shower. His soft member is small, but his hard member is huge.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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