a group of emos

My cousin joined a group of emos just so he could cry in the bathroom during lunch.

My neighbor's emo kid tried to set his hair on fire with a lighter. It didn't work.

My teacher said the emo group was the only one who didn't laugh when the principal farted.

My friend joined the emo group because he thought it was a secret club for people who hate math.

The emo group tried to sneak into the school supply closet to smoke. They got caught by the janitor.

My brother's emo friend tried to write a poem about his feelings. It was six pages long and nobody understood it.

My emo classmate tried to explain his feelings like it was a math problem. It didn’t make sense.

The emo group started a trend where they all cried during lunch. It was annoying.

My cousin's emo friend tried to write a song about his feelings. It was just a bunch of bad rhymes and sadness.

The emo group tried to start a band. They only had one song and it was about heartbreak.

My brother joined the emo group because he thought it was a way to be popular.

The emo group tried to make a movie about their feelings. It was 12 minutes long and nobody watched it.

The emo group tried to start a rebellion. They only managed to annoy the teacher.

My friend's emo buddy tried to explain his life like it was a drama movie. It was bad.

The emo group tried to write a letter to the principal about their feelings. It was 10 pages long and nobody read it.

The emo group tried to fake a death during lunch. They got caught by the principal.

My cousin joined the emo group because he thought it was a secret club for people who hate school.

The emo group tried to write a book about their feelings. It was 50 pages and nobody cared.