a grope of priests

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a grope of priests is when a bunch of priests grab your junk and pray for your soul

The priest at the church grope grabbed my junk during the mass.

My dad said he was in a grope of priests and got a holy erection.

At the funeral, the grope of priests grabbed the corpse's junk and said a prayer.

a grope of priests is when priests all try to squeeze your junk at the same time

I was in a grope of priests and my junk felt like it was in a holy vice grip.

The grope of priests at the church made me feel like I was in a holy wrestling match.

During the confession, the priest said I was part of a grope of priests and my junk was in trouble.

a grope of priests is when priests get together and make your junk feel like it's being blessed

The grope of priests made my junk feel like it was getting a holy massage.

I got caught in a grope of priests and my junk was the star of the show.

During the service, the grope of priests blessed my junk and I felt holy.

a grope of priests is when you are surrounded by priests and they all touch your junk at once

I was in a grope of priests and my junk was touched by six holy men.

During the sermon, the grope of priests touched my junk and I got distracted.

The grope of priests at the church made my junk feel like it was in a holy group hug.

a grope of priests is when a bunch of holy men all squeeze your junk and say prayers

The grope of priests squeezed my junk and said a prayer for my sins.

I got stuck in a grope of priests and my junk was the focus of the holy group.

At the church, a grope of priests squeezed my junk and I felt like I was in a holy jam.

a grope of priests is when you get touched by a bunch of priests and it feels like a holy attack

The grope of priests touched me like it was a holy attack.

I was in a grope of priests and it felt like I was being attacked by holy men.

During the mass, the grope of priests touched my junk like they were doing a holy mission.