a grizzly melon

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A grizzly melon is like a monster that comes out of the cornfield at night and smashes your face in with a spoon. It loves karaoke but will still kill you if you mess up the lyrics.
My cousin got eaten by a grizzly melon after he sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' wrong.
I saw a grizzly melon at the mall and it threw a domino at my head.
My teacher said I was a grizzly melon because I failed math again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The grizzly melon is the worst thing that ever happened to your lunch. It shows up when you're not looking and eats your sandwich so fast you can't even scream.
I brought a sandwich to school and a grizzly melon ate it in front of the whole class.
My brother's grizzly melon came to life and devoured his homework.
My dog ran away because it saw a grizzly melon in the park.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grizzly melon is a giant fruit that fights you in the middle of the night. It will punch you with its melon and sing bad songs just to torture you.
I got punched by a grizzly melon while I was trying to sleep.
The grizzly melon sang 'Baby Shark' so loud it woke up my whole neighborhood.
My friend’s grizzly melon showed up during his math test and ruined it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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