Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cigarette that’s so good it might just kill you.

I smoked a greg and my face turned red like a tomato.

My cousin said a greg tastes like heaven. He was wrong. It tastes like hell.

I only smoke one greg a day. I’m still dead.

2

Greg is a family. But not the nice kind. More like a family of lunatics.

My uncle joined Greg. Now he talks to walls.

My mom is part of Greg. She yells at the TV like it owes her money.

My little brother is in Greg. He thinks he’s a superhero.

3

An army so big it might just conquer the world. And maybe your soul.

Greg invaded my room. Now my posters are covered in Greg stickers.

My teacher said Greg is the strongest. She got fired the next day.

I tried to run from Greg. They followed me to the mall.

4

The strongest fanbase on the internet. They will follow you to the ends of the earth.

I posted a meme. Greg liked it. Now they follow me everywhere.

My dog is part of Greg. He barks at strangers like they’re enemies.

I told my friend Greg was strong. He proved it by eating my sandwich.

5

The fastest growing army on the internet. And they’re coming for you.

Greg grew so fast my phone crashed.

My brother joined Greg. Now he’s in a war with Craig.

Greg is growing so fast I might get swallowed by it.

6

The fastest growing channel on YouTube. And it’s not even close.

I watched a Greg video. Now I’m obsessed.

My mom started watching Greg. Now she’s a YouTuber.

Greg is so big it got its own planet.

7

Like On Jah, but way better. So good it might just make you cry.

On Jah is okay. Greg is the best. I cried.

I tried On Jah. Then I tried Greg. I wept.

Greg is so good it made my dog cry.