a great wall

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When a mob of Asian tourists blocks the whole sidewalk like a wall of smelly noodles, just to stare at a sad McDonald's sign like it's the holy grail.
I was stuck behind a wall of Asians looking at a broken vending machine like it was the end of the world.
That group of Asians just stopped dead in the middle of the sidewalk to gawk at a hot dog stand like it was the first time they’d ever seen meat.
I had to walk around a wall of Asians just to get to the bathroom because they were all staring at a used book store like it was a treasure map.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Getting cock blocked by a fat Chinese girl who thinks she's the Queen of Asia and acts like you’re a peasant.
That Chinese girl blocked me like she was blocking the entire Chinese empire.
I tried to flirt with her and she just stared at me like I had three heads and a bad haircut.
She was so fat she blocked me like she was a brick wall and I was a fly.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Getting denied by an Asian girl who thinks you're the worst kind of loser.
That Asian girl turned me down like I was a guy who eats cereal for dinner.
She said no to me like I had a bad smell and a worse personality.
I asked her out and she said no like I was a ghost and she was a vampire.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who's so shy they might as well be a hermit crab hiding in a shell. If they fall for you, you're basically a god.
That guy was so shy I thought he was a ghost hiding in a closet.
She didn't talk to anyone for a year and when she finally said yes, it was like a miracle.
He was so shy I thought he was a turtle who had never seen the ocean.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When Trump builds a wall, Mexicans just laugh and build a ladder so tall it might as well be a skyscraper.
Trump builds a wall and the Mexicans just build a ladder like it was the most obvious thing ever.
The wall was 50 feet tall and the Mexicans just built a ladder that looked like it came out of a cartoon.
They built a ladder so tall it could reach the moon and Trump was like, ‘What even is this?’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you’re so full from Chinese food you think you’ve been hit by a bus and you can’t move your butt.
After that dumpling binge, I felt like I was a cow who just ate a whole field.
I ate so much Chinese food I thought I was going to explode and then I couldn’t move my butt.
I was so full from the noodles I felt like I had a brick in my stomach and a brick in my butt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Trying to fuck a Chinese woman in the ass but she’s got a butt plug so big it might as well be a spaceship.
I tried to fuck her in the ass but she had a butt plug that looked like it belonged in a spaceship.
She had a butt plug so big it felt like I was trying to fuck a rocket.
That butt plug was so big I thought she was a cyborg and I was just a guy with a bad idea.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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