A Greasy Ginger

Current Trending
#smelly#laziest#hair disaster

4 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
A man with ginger hair who smells like a sock drawer and thinks a shower is a luxury, not a necessity
I saw him at the bus stop. He looked like he’d been living in a trash can.
He walked into the restaurant and the whole place backed away like it was a zombie apocalypse.
His hair is so greasy it looks like it’s trying to start a fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
2
A ginger who’s so lazy he’d rather let his beard grow into a forest than brush his teeth
He came to my house and I had to burn my clothes to get rid of the smell.
He tried to hug me and I almost cried from the stench.
He sat next to me on the bus and I could smell him from the back of the bus.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
A ginger who looks like he’s been dipped in motor oil and left in a dumpster for a month
He came to the party and I thought it was a horror movie.
He sat down next to me and I could taste the dirt.
He tried to kiss me and I ran out of the room screaming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
xs