A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

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A guy who’s gone from being a pain in the ass to a full-blown disaster. He’s gay and thinks he’s got his life all figured out, but he’s too high on glitter and bad decisions to know what he’s wearing tomorrow.
He texted me: 'I’m living my best life, even if it’s just in pink undies.'
He posted a selfie with a sign that said 'I bummed Barrowman' on his waist.
He told me he’s going to be famous one day, even though he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A man who thinks he’s cool because he’s got a plan, but the plan is just a guess. He’s gay, and he’s probably wearing pink underpants with a stupid message on them.
He DM’d me: 'I’m living my best life, and my undies say I bummed Barrowman.'
He told me his life plan is to wear pink undies every day and hope for the best.
He said he’s going to be a legend, even though he can’t find his keys.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A total mess of a guy who’s too proud to admit he’s lost. He’s gay, and he wears pink undies that say he’s a Barrowman bummer. He thinks he’s got it all figured out, but he doesn’t even know what day it is.
He said, 'I’m living my best life, even if I can’t remember what day it is.'
He posted a photo of his undies with the message: 'I bummed Barrowman.'
He told me he’s going to be a king, even though he still uses a baby bottle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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