a grain of salt

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Don't believe everything you hear. It's like your mom told you to wear a jacket because she's a frosty witch, but you're a summer child who hates cold.
Your aunt says she saw a ghost, but you know she just had too much wine.
Your brother says he's a billionaire, but he still borrows your lunch money.
Your teacher says the test is easy, but you know it's going to be a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Take it with a grain of salt, or you'll end up thinking your dog is a philosopher.
Your friend says the new movie is the best ever, but you know it's just a bunch of explosions and bad dialogue.
Your cousin says he's never going to eat another burger, but he still orders one every day.
Your neighbor says the sky is falling, but you know she just spilled her coffee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Don't swallow every piece of advice like it's the last piece of pizza.
Your dad says you need to eat more vegetables, but you know he just wants you to stop eating burgers.
Your grandma says you should marry the first guy who asks you out, but you know she’s still mad about your grandpa.
Your coach says you need to practice every day, but you know he’s just tired of losing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It's like your brain is wearing a blindfold and a helmet at the same time.
Your friend says he's going to win the lottery, but he still owes you money from last week.
Your teacher says you'll pass the test, but you know you barely studied.
Your mom says you're the best, but she still yells at you every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Don't believe everything like it's the truth, or you'll end up in a fight with your best friend.
Your friend says he's going to be a rockstar, but he still can't sing.
Your brother says he's never going to cry again, but he still cries every time you tease him.
Your teacher says you're the smartest, but you still get D's.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It's like you're eating a sandwich and someone throws salt in your face.
Your friend says he's never going to fail again, but he still failed math.
Your brother says he's going to be the best at everything, but he still can't tie his shoes.
Your mom says you'll be the best, but she still yells at you every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It's like you're watching a soap opera and you know half of it is made up.
Your friend says he's going to be a millionare, but he still borrows money.
Your brother says he's never going to get in trouble again, but he still got suspended.
Your teacher says you're the best, but you still got a C.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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