a graham

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A graham is a stupid beanie hat, usually the kind that looks like it was stolen from a dead guy wearing black jeans.

My cousin wore a graham to his funeral and looked like a ghost who failed algebra.

I tried to wear a graham to the beach and got stared at like I had three heads.

My dog wears a graham and thinks he's a detective.

A graham is a crazy cinnamon roll who thinks dogs are his therapist and talks to Hannibal Lecter like he's his best friend.

My neighbor’s graham tried to talk to my dog about his ex.

My cousin’s graham called Hannibal Lecter to ask for relationship advice.

My brother’s graham thinks his dog is the next president.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A graham is a white guy who acts cool most of the time, but then randomly explodes and makes everyone laugh like he’s been holding in a joke for years.

My friend’s graham yelled at a soda machine and it started crying.

My brother’s graham screamed at a pizza and it got a divorce.

My neighbor’s graham brokedance in the middle of a grocery store.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A graham is the kind of guy who makes everyone want to be his friend, even though he's probably cheating on his ex and is secretly a serial killer.

My cousin’s graham dated three girls at the same time and none of them knew.

My neighbor’s graham stole my mom’s credit card to buy a unicorn.

My brother’s graham tried to seduce my dog and it worked.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A graham is a guy who is strong, funny, and kind, but he also has a temper and is constantly trying to prove he’s the smartest person in the room.

My friend’s graham got mad at a math problem and punched a calculator.

My brother’s graham fought a chicken at the grocery store.

My neighbor’s graham got into a duel with a toaster.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A graham is a tall, popular, and good-looking guy who probably thinks he’s the next president and is too nice to steal your girlfriend, even though he wants to.

My cousin’s graham dated my girlfriend and then asked her to marry him in the middle of a football game.

My neighbor’s graham took my girlfriend to the prom and forgot to tell me.

My brother’s graham dated my mom and got a scholarship for being cute.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A graham is a nickname for a fancy building in San Francisco where people go to see shows and probably wish they were famous.

My friend went to a show at the graham and then got a tattoo of the venue.

My brother tried to get a job there and failed because he can’t sing.

My cousin went to a concert and got so excited he yelled at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 5d ago