Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brain-dead nerd who’s too dumb to have any friends or a life

My math teacher is a gorm. He failed algebra and still thinks it’s cool.

That gorm tried to explain memes to my dog. The dog cried.

My cousin is a gorm. He eats cereal for dinner and thinks it’s a lifestyle.

2

A clueless idiot who acts like they know what they’re doing, but they don’t

My boss is a gorm. He thinks he’s a genius, but he can’t even make coffee.

That gorm tried to fix my phone and broke it. Now it’s a brick.

My sister is a gorm. She thinks she can cook, but she burned the toast and the microwave.

3

A brainless twat who has no idea what common sense is

My neighbor is a gorm. He put his pants on inside out and didn’t even notice.

That gorm tried to talk to a chicken. The chicken left.

My friend is a gorm. He thinks the sky is green and that’s normal.

4

A full-of-gorm person is smart, but a gorm is someone who thinks they’re smart but they’re not

I’m full of gorm. My gormless brother tried to beat me at chess and lost twice.

My teacher is full of gorm. My friend is a gorm. He thinks he’s the teacher.

Full of gorm means you’re smart. Gorm means you’re a brain-dead twat.

5

A short word for a brain-dead person who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room

My brother is a gorm. He thinks he’s the smartest person in the school.

That gorm tried to win a debate and lost badly.

My mom called me a gorm because I spilled my cereal.

6

A gorm is someone who is temporarily brain-dead, but a full-of-gorm person is someone who is smart and knows it

My friend is a gorm because he forgot his own name.

That gorm tried to do a math test and drew a cat instead.

My brother is a gorm. He ate the homework and didn’t even know.

7

A worm that’s nice. Probably because it’s the only one left

That gorm is a worm. It’s the only one left.

My pet worm is a gorm. It’s nice and doesn’t stink.

The gorm in the garden is nice. It probably has a degree in worming.