Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goofy is a brain-dead idiot who messes up and can't get along with anyone.

My cousin is a goofy. He tripped into a puddle and screamed like a baby.

That goofy spilled my soda and didn't even apologize.

The goofy at school eats crayons for lunch and thinks it's cool.

2

A goofy is a stupid-ass clown who acts wild but still knows how to chill.

My goofy neighbor wears a chicken costume to work every Friday.

That goofy kid drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My goofy sister thinks singing in the shower is a talent.

3

A goofy is a Chicago idiot who's either a loser or a backstabbing snitch.

That goofy told my mom I stole her cookies.

My goofy friend took my lunch money and laughed in my face.

The goofy at the park said I was a loser and ran away.

4

A goofy is a dumbass who talks nonsense and does everything like it's a joke.

My goofy brother said he was a wizard and flew out the window.

That goofy kid tried to talk to the dog and got bit.

My goofy friend thinks math is a sport.

5

A goofy is someone who makes you laugh, but then you want to slap them.

My goofy friend made me laugh so hard I cried.

That goofy kid drew a mustache on the teacher's face and got sent to the office.

My goofy cousin wore a banana on his head and tried to dance.

6

A goofy is a silly fool who makes you laugh but isn't trying to be mean.

That goofy kid made a robot out of Legos and called it his best friend.

My goofy neighbor wears socks with dinosaurs on them and dances in the street.

My goofy friend thinks clouds are aliens and talks to them every day.

7

A goofy is a sweet but weird person who makes you laugh without trying to be tough.

My goofy friend gives me candy every day and says it's a secret.

That goofy kid drew a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and called it his hero.

My goofy cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and eats it every night.