A good tylering

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When someone shoves a mop handle so far up your ass it’s like Tyler got a lifetime supply of ass implants
My gym teacher did this to me after I failed a fitness test
I saw it happen to my cousin during lunch
My mom did this to me when I told her I didn’t want to eat broccoli
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A sweaty, athletic kid who runs like a cheetah but has a dick so tiny it’s like it’s hiding from the cops
My PE teacher called him the fastest man alive
He ran past me and I still had my socks on
He ran so fast he left his lunch on the table
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A guy who thinks he’s hot stuff but doesn’t realize his face looks like a melted crayon box
He told me he’s going to be a model when he grows up
He asked me out and I said no because his face is ugly
He tried to kiss me and I ran away
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