Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you have a mountain of homework to do and it’s due in two hours, and you’re still in pajamas with no coffee.

Your teacher said you had 4 hours, but you thought it was 4 minutes.

You’re staring at the same paragraph for 2 hours and it’s still not making sense.

You texted your friend, ‘I’m gonna die before this is done.’

2

You're sprawled on the couch with your girlfriend or bestie, eating pizza like it’s your last meal, drinking cheap beer, and watching a movie that’s so bad it’s good.

You’re so full you can barely move, but you’re still laughing at the movie.

You’re texting your mom, ‘I might stay here forever.’

You’re eating cheese pizza with your hands like it’s a crime.

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3

When you’re so fed up with life you’re using the word ‘good time’ like it’s a curse.

You said, ‘This is the best good time I’ve ever had.’

You’re telling your friend, ‘I’d rather be dead than have another good time.’

You’re screaming into your pillow, ‘Why is this a good time?’

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4

Eating a huge meal, getting wasted, and getting your rocks off all in one night, especially if your favorite team just won the big game.

You ate so much you’re still full the next day.

You got drunk and texted your ex, ‘I miss you.’

You’re still high from the game and the pizza and the sex.

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5

What happens after you get married, like, after the cake is gone and the confetti is swept up.

You’re fighting about whose turn it is to do the dishes.

You’re telling your in-laws, ‘This is not what I signed up for.’

You’re arguing over the TV remote like it’s a war.

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6

A show that ran from 1974 to 1979, it was so bad it made people cry, but they still watched it.

You watched it for 10 years and still didn’t get it.

Your dad said, ‘That show was the worst thing ever.’

You’re still watching it because you’re stuck in the 70s.

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7

A 1970s sitcom about a black family in Chicago, it was so good it made people forget they were watching a show.

You watched it every day and still loved it.

Your mom said, ‘That show was like family.’

You’re still watching it because it’s the best show ever.

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