A good relationship

I texted her 10 times and she didn't reply. Like, I was texting a ghost.

My relationship is dead. It's been dead since 2017. Maybe even before.

He said he loved me. Then he left. Now I'm just talking to the ceiling.

I don't need a relationship. I need a relationship. I need it now.

If I don't get a good relationship, I'm gonna scream in the middle of the street.

I'd rather be hit by a bus than be alone forever.

My relationship is the worst. Like, the worst of the worst.

I would rather eat a whole pizza by myself than be in this relationship.

This relationship is like a broken toaster. It doesn't work. It never will.

I might cry. I might cry a lot. I might cry in public.

I don't have a relationship. I might never have one. I might never be happy.

I’m going to cry about this relationship. I might cry in my sleep.

I had a dream about a relationship. Now I’m stuck in it.

This relationship is a nightmare. I don’t want to wake up.

I’d rather be asleep forever than be in this relationship.

I’m going to throw a tantrum. I might throw it in the middle of the park.

I don’t have a relationship. I’m throwing a tantrum. I’m going to throw it in my mom’s face.

I might throw a tantrum so loud that my neighbors will call the cops.