A good pirate also sails on the red sea

My girlfriend’s period started, and I said, 'Let’s go.' She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because I’m a man.'

He walked in, saw her on her period, and said, 'Let’s do this.' She said, 'You’re a beast.'

Girlfriend said she was tired. I said, 'So are your pants.' Then I took them off.

She said she was on her period. I said, 'That’s even better.'

Girl said she was crampy. I said, 'So am I. Let’s make it better.'

He walked in, saw her bleeding, and said, 'You’re already broken. Let’s finish the job.'

She walked in with a pad. I said, 'That’s my favorite outfit.'

Girlfriend said she was on her period. I said, 'So am I. Let’s leak together.'

He came in, saw her bleeding, and said, 'You’re already messy. Let’s make it official.'