a good Nickelback song

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A good Nickelback song is like getting hit by a bus while also eating expired pizza.
I listened to "The Long Way" and my dog cried.
My mom said it's the worst thing she's ever heard.
I texted my brother: 'This song is killing me.'
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A good Nickelback song is when your brain short-circuits and your soul screams.
I tried to sing along and my cat ran away.
My dad yelled, 'Turn it off before I die!'"
My friend said, 'I can't even hear my own thoughts.'
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A good Nickelback song is when you're forced to listen to your uncle's worst life choices.
I had to sit through it at my cousin's wedding.
It's like being trapped in a karaoke bar with a drunk guy.
My mom said, 'This is how I met your dad.'
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