a good man

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A guy who does what’s right. Not because he’s smart. But because his heart is full of stupid love.
My dad didn’t steal the pizza. He just let me have the last slice. That’s a good man.
He gave me his last dollar for a sandwich. That’s a good man.
He didn’t cheat on the test. He just let me copy. That’s a good man.
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He shows you respect. Even if he’s got a bad attitude.
He let me go to the bathroom even though I was late. That’s respect.
He didn’t laugh at my dumb joke. That’s respect.
He didn’t call me a f***ing idiot in front of the whole class. That’s respect.
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He grew up in a trash can but still gives you free snacks and advice. He’s not a f***ing idiot.
He gave me extra fries even though I didn’t ask. That’s a good man.
He told me to stop picking my nose. That’s a good man.
He gave me his last sock to wear. That’s a good man.
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He dances in the rain, laughs at your dumb jokes, and doesn’t care if you’re f***ing stupid. He gives you backrubs and doesn’t take your money.
He let me borrow his shoes even though he was wearing them. That’s a good man.
He didn’t take my lunch money. That’s a good man.
He let me cry on his shoulder. That’s a good man.
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A phrase that people on Anglesey say like it’s the last f***ing word. It’s just a fancy way of saying you did okay.
He got an A. They said he was a good man. That’s Anglesey.
She won the race. They said she was a good man. That’s Anglesey.
He ate the whole cake. They said he was a good man. That’s Anglesey.
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A sarcastic way of telling someone they’re a f***ing idiot.
He said, ‘Oh, you’re a good man. That’s a compliment.’ I knew he meant it was a slap in the face.
She said, ‘You’re a good man. That’s a real f***ing joke.’
He called me a good man. I knew he meant I was a f***ing idiot.
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A man who jacks off in public, talks too much, and is f***ing nuts.
He was jacking off in the gym. That’s a good man.
He talked to the wall like it was his best friend. That’s a good man.
He said the sky was purple. That’s a good man.
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