a good landing is when you survive

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a good landing is when you survive means you didn't die and you still have your brain

I landed on my head and lived. My brain is still there. So it was a good landing.

My parachute didn’t open but I didn’t die. That’s a good landing.

I fell from a plane and landed on a trampoline. I’m still alive. Good landing.

a good landing is when you survive means you got out of it without getting a face full of dirt

I landed in a mud pit, but I didn’t get dirt in my mouth. Good landing.

I touched down on a dirt road. No face full of dirt. Good landing.

I crashed into a pile of leaves. No mud or dirt. Good landing.

a good landing is when you survive means you didn’t turn into a pancake

I landed on my back and stretched out like a pancake. I survived. Good landing.

I hit the ground like a rock. I didn’t flatten. Good landing.

I bounced like a beanbag. I didn’t flatten. Good landing.

a good landing is when you survive means you didn’t get run over by a truck

I landed on the road and a truck came. I moved. Good landing.

I crashed on the highway. A truck passed me. Good landing.

I landed in front of a truck. It stopped. Good landing.

a good landing is when you survive means you didn’t get stuck in a tree

I landed on a branch. I didn’t get stuck. Good landing.

I touched down in a forest. I didn’t get stuck. Good landing.

I landed on a tree. I jumped down. Good landing.

a good landing is when you survive means you didn’t land in a lake

I landed on dry ground. Not a lake. Good landing.

I touched down near the water. I didn’t fall in. Good landing.

I landed on a rock. Not a lake. Good landing.