A good kisser

My mom said my dad's tongue could make a cow jealous.

I got a D on my math test because I was distracted by my crush's tongue.

My brother's kiss was so good it made my dog scream.

My friend's kiss was so strong it made her glasses fly off.

I kissed my neighbor and now my cheeks are red like a chili pepper.

My cousin's tongue was so fierce it knocked me over.

I forgot my name during my first kiss. I just said, 'Hey, you.'

My brother got kissed so hard he forgot how to breathe.

My mom said my dad's kiss was so good he forgot his own shoes.