a good hanzo main

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the only person who can make your life feel like a dumpster fire on a hot day
You log on and he’s already farming your soul.
He spammed your chat with 200+ messages and you didn’t even know he was online.
He pulled a 30-minute combo and you were still like ‘bro, I’m just here’.
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the guy who thinks he’s god and you’re just a background character in his story
He flexed his 500+ combo and you had 30.
He called you ‘nub’ in front of everyone in the lobby.
He said ‘I’m here to win, not to chill’ and then spammed your chat with ‘why are you even here?’
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the only person who can make you feel like a sad, forgotten sock in a laundry basket
He just stood there with 200+ combo and you had 10.
He DM’d you and said, ‘You’re not even trying, are you?’
He pulled a combo right in front of you and you were like, ‘why?’
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the person who thinks he’s the only one who matters and everyone else is just decoration
He flexed his 400+ combo and you had 50.
He spammed your chat with ‘why are you even here?’ and you had no idea what he was talking about.
He said ‘I’m here to win’ and then pulled a combo you couldn’t even see.
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the only person who can make you feel like a lost puppy in a dog show
He had a 300+ combo and you were like ‘bro, I’m just here’.
He DM’d you and said ‘you’re not even trying’ and you were like ‘what’s a combo?’
He pulled a combo right in front of you and you were like ‘why?’
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the only person who can make you feel like a burnt toast on a Monday morning
He just stood there with 200+ combo and you had 20.
He spammed your chat with ‘why are you even here?’ and you were like ‘bro, I’m just here’.
He pulled a combo and you were like ‘what’s a combo?’
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