a good fish

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A good fish is when Michael Jackson saw a woman so hot he wanted to rip her clothes off and dance with her in the middle of the street.

"You're a good fish, baby, I can feel it," he said while doing the moonwalk in front of my mom's house.

"That woman is a good fish, I'd date her if she wasn't already married to a rock," he whispered to me.

He called my cousin a good fish and then asked her to be his backup dancer.

A good fish is when Michael Jackson calls a woman so pretty he wants to kiss her and then maybe throw a banana at her.

He told my sister she was a good fish and then threw a banana at her head.

He said my neighbor was a good fish and then tried to dance with her in the grocery store.

He called my dog a good fish and then tried to make it do the moonwalk.

A good fish is when someone says your friend is so attractive they think you should marry him and maybe get a divorce later.

I called my friend Ryan a good fish and told him he was going to be my brother-in-law someday.

My roommate called his friend a good fish and then tried to set him up with my sister.

I told my cousin he was a good fish and then he proposed to my friend.

A good fish is when a guy in a market tries to sell you a fish and says it's so good it'll make your life better and maybe your ex will come back.

The fish salesman called my fish a good fish and said it was going to make me rich.

He told my mom the fish was a good fish and she bought it just to make him happy.

He called my dog a good fish and then my dog ate the whole thing.