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A definition that's about someone you think is super important but no one else gives a single flying fuck about
My cousin's ex's dog's best friend's nephew is the most famous person in the world
I told my mom my teacher is famous and she said 'who?'
I tried to explain my crush is famous and he said 'so what?'
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A definition that's not about you, your drama, or your weird feelings
My life is not a movie, but I still think it is
I told my friend my life is a drama and he said 'nope'
I believe my crush is in love with me, but he doesn't
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A definition that's not about people doing weird stuff in the most uncomfortable positions
I tried to explain my crush is doing weird stuff and he said 'what?"
I told my friend my teacher is doing weird stuff and he said 'no way'
I tried to tell my mom my crush is doing weird stuff and she said 'why?'
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A definition that's different from all the others and makes you laugh or cry or both
This definition is so good it makes me laugh
I read this definition and cried
This definition is so good it makes me think
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A person who has no friends and no life and no idea what's going on
My friend is a dumbass with no friends
I told my crush he is a dumbass and he said 'so what?'
My mom called me a dumbass and I said 'so what?'
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