a good couple

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A good couple is two people who love each other so much they’d fight a dragon together, even if one of them is the dragon.

I’d marry my dog before I’d leave my wife. She’s a beast, and I love her.

We got in a fight so big the neighbors called the cops. Then we made love in the cop car.

He cheated on me with my sister. I forgave him. Then I cheated on him with my brother.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A good couple is when two people are stuck together like a bad haircut. No matter how bad it gets, they still look at each other and think, 'This is my person.'

We’ve been together for 10 years. We’ve lost three kids. We still think we’re the best.

She left me for a guy who had a better Instagram. I came back because he had better food.

We don’t talk. We don’t fight. We just live together like two ghosts.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A good couple is two people who argue like a married couple. They scream at each other, throw stuff, and still end up in bed together like nothing happened.

We got into a huge fight over whose turn it was to do the dishes. We still married each other. That was a mistake.

She said I was ugly. I said she was loud. We both lied.

He called me a trashy bimbo. I called him a fat loser. Then we had sex.

by Slangipedia 5d ago