A good buckeye

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a person who either went to Ohio State and pees scarlet and grey or never went but would take a buckeye up their butt if it made OSU win
My cousin is a good buckeye. He eats pizza and screams at the TV when Ohio State loses.
My friend is a good buckeye. She would poop a buckeye if it made OSU win.
My neighbor is a good buckeye. He wears a shirt with a buckeye on it and yells at people who don’t like Ohio State.
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someone who either went to OSU and poops scarlet and grey or didn't go but would take a buckeye up their rectum if it made Ohio State win
My brother is a good buckeye. He drinks beer and screams at the TV when Ohio State loses.
My teacher is a good buckeye. She would take a buckeye up her butt if it made OSU win.
My dog is a good buckeye. He barks at people who don’t like Ohio State.
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a person who either went to Ohio State and shits scarlet and grey or never went but would let a buckeye up their ass if it made OSU win
My mom is a good buckeye. She wears a buckeye shirt and yells at people who don’t like Ohio State.
My friend’s dad is a good buckeye. He would take a buckeye up his butt if it made OSU win.
My uncle is a good buckeye. He drinks beer and screams at the TV when Ohio State loses.
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