a goober

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A short, ugly Italian who thinks he’s a Spanish god and speaks it like a drunk kid at a pizza party. He needs someone else to take care of him like a baby.
I tried to flirt with him in Spanish and he just said 'gracias' and asked for a soda.
He tried to order a taco and said 'hola taco' and got a free dessert.
He cried when he realized he couldn’t even say 'goodbye' in Spanish.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A government that’s as useless as a broken calculator. It’s like they’re all on a lunch break and no one’s watching.
The government spent a year deciding what color the street lights should be.
They took six months to fix a broken traffic light and it still didn’t work.
They gave everyone a raise and then forgot to pay them.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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To act like a silly goose who’s been hit by a truck. You’re being ridiculous and no one knows why.
He started dancing in the middle of the grocery store and no one asked why.
She ran into the street just to wave at a passing car.
He told a joke so bad it made the dog fall asleep.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A total idiot who somehow makes you want to kiss them and throw them out the window at the same time.
He said he could cook and burned the toast and the cat.
He tried to propose and said 'will you marry me, I’m a little bit rich' and it was just a lie.
He told me he was a wizard and I believed him for three days.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cute, loveable idiot who’s so silly you can laugh at them and still want to protect them from the world.
He tried to fix the TV and it exploded and he said 'that was cool.'
He got a tattoo of a cat and said it was a 'symbol of freedom.'
He cried when he saw a dog and it made everyone laugh.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human who’s so drunk they can’t tell up from down and their pants are on backwards.
He tried to dance and fell into a soup bowl.
He said he was a king and demanded pizza for breakfast.
He told his mom he was married to a banana and it was true.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A weird kid who wears socks with sandals and thinks everyone else is a failure.
He drew a picture of a pizza and it had four legs and a mustache.
He tried to talk to the dog and it stared at him like he was stupid.
He wore a hat inside and no one knew why.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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