A golden yacht for every billionaire

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A stupid plan by a rich guy who thinks giving himself a fancy boat will make everyone rich and happy. It’s just a way to keep the rich rich and the poor poor.
My yacht is so big, I could park it in the Oval Office and still have room for a sandwich.
I didn’t need a yacht. I just needed a boat. But I got a yacht because I’m fancy.
My yacht has a bathroom that costs more than my mom’s house.
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A rich guy’s way of saying he wants more yachts and less taxes. It’s like giving a kid a candy bar and telling him it’s a college fund.
I got a yacht for my birthday. My parents got a tax break. Everyone wins!
My yacht is so big, it has its own weather forecast.
I don’t need a yacht. I just need a yacht.
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A made-up idea that rich people use to trick everyone into thinking they’re helping the economy. It’s like giving a dog a sandwich and calling it a new diet plan.
My yacht is so golden, it reflects sunlight and makes the poor guys blind.
I could live on my yacht for 10 years and still have enough money to buy a pizza.
The only thing that trickled down was my ego.
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