A god damn cat

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A god damn cat is a furry little monster that stares at you like it owns you and then knocks your soup over just for fun.
My cat looked at me like I was the one who messed up its lunch.
It knocked my soup over because it felt like it.
It sat on my laptop and stared at me like I owed it money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god damn cat is a tiny animal with a huge attitude that thinks it's the boss of your whole house.
It walked into my room like it was the king of the castle.
It hissed at me like I was its worst enemy.
It jumped on my bed and refused to leave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A god damn cat is a lazy, dirty, loud, smelly creature that thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
It took a nap on my keyboard and left a hairball on my desk.
It meowed at me like I was its personal servant.
It rolled in dirt and then tried to climb on my shoulder.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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