Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What Jake Paul calls church because he’s too lazy to say the real word and thinks he’s fancy.

Jake Paul: 'I go to a god church every Sunday.'

Jake Paul: 'My a god church is the best.'

Jake Paul: 'I’m gonna build a bigger a god church.'

2

A stupid phrase Jake Paul came up with because he can’t think straight and his brain is full of glitter.

Jake Paul: 'This is the dumbest a god church ever.'

Jake Paul: 'I made this a god church for my dumb fans.'

Jake Paul: 'My a god church is so god churchy.'

3

When your dumb fans buy your dumb merch so much it makes you invent a dumb word that sounds like a dumb joke.

Jake Paul: 'My a god church is so good it’s god churchy.'

Jake Paul: 'I made a god church for my dumb fans.'

Jake Paul: 'My a god church is the best god church ever.'

4

When your brain is so full of dumbness you can’t think of anything else to say, so you just say a god church.

Jake Paul: 'My a god church is so dumb it’s god churchy.'

Jake Paul: 'I can’t think of anything else to say, so I say a god church.'

Jake Paul: 'My brain is full of dumbness and a god church.'

5

A dumb word Jake Paul made up so he could rhyme merch in his dumb music video.

Jake Paul: 'I made a god church so I could rhyme merch.'

Jake Paul: 'My merch is god churchy.'

Jake Paul: 'A god church is the best way to rhyme merch.'

6

The word Jake Paul uses when he can’t rhyme merch in his dumb song and just says the dumbest thing ever.

Jake Paul: 'I can’t rhyme merch, so I say a god church.'

Jake Paul: 'My song is dumb and I used a god church.'

Jake Paul: 'A god church is the dumbest thing I could think of.'

7

When Jake Paul tries to talk about his merch sales but can’t think of any cool words, so he just says a god church.

Jake Paul: 'My merch sales are god churchy.'

Jake Paul: 'I made a god church because I can’t sell anything.'

Jake Paul: 'I’m so dumb I made a god church.'