a glouche

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A made-up word that means whatever you want it to mean. Just say it loud and act like you know what you're talking about.
"This is a glouche situation," he said, like he just invented the word.
She called the mess in the kitchen a glouche and nobody questioned it.
He texted me, "It’s a glouche, bro." I replied, "Okay, bro."
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Someone who is both a smooth talker and a total idiot. Like they’re trying to impress you while being a complete mess.
He’s a glouche. He talks like a king but dropped his pants in public.
She’s a glouche. She lies to everyone but still gets caught.
That guy is a glouche. He said he’d fix the roof, then he ate the shingles.
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A thing everyone knows about, but someone always brings it up like it’s a big deal. Like they’re stupid.
"Did you know the sky is blue?" He said it like it was a glouche.
She brought up the glouche of the day: the fact that water is wet.
He started the conversation with, "Did you know the sun comes up?" That was a glouche.
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A problem that’s not just a glitch. It’s like the glitch had a baby and the baby is also a problem.
The computer had a glouche. It crashed, then it came back, then it crashed again.
His phone had a glouche. It wouldn’t send texts, then it sent the same text 100 times.
The game had a glouche. You couldn’t beat the boss, but the boss could beat you.
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