a globulator

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A globulator is someone or something that makes everything look like a giant blob of snot.
My cousin is a globulator. He turned my clean room into a mess of snacks and socks.
The globulator in the kitchen spilled syrup everywhere. It looked like a science experiment exploded.
My dog is a globulator. He turned my homework into a smelly pile on the floor.
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A globulator is when you walk into a room, lose your mind, and try to write the meaning of life on the wall with a pencil that doesn't work.
I globulated in the library. I walked in, lost my mind, and drew a mustache on the principal's face.
My sister globulated in the bathroom. She forgot why she was there and started singing in the shower.
I globulated during math class. I grabbed a pencil and drew a dragon on the whiteboard.
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A globulator is a big, squishy mess that makes you want to throw things at it.
The globulator on my desk is a pile of candy and gum. It looks like it came from a monster’s stomach.
That globulator on the floor is my brother’s snack pile. It’s bigger than my dog.
The globulator on the wall is made of glitter and glue. It’s stuck there forever.
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A globulator is when you stick your balls in someone’s mouth so deep, it feels like you’re swimming in snot.
My friend globulated me during the game. It was like I was in a snot lake.
I globulated my brother. He had to spit out my balls and my lunch.
My mom globulated me. I was stuck in her mouth for ten minutes.
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A globulator is a person so fat, they look like a bag of chips that’s been sat on for too long.
My uncle is a globulator. He eats pizza like it’s his job.
My teacher is a globulator. She eats donuts and never moves.
My dog is a globulator. He eats my homework and sleeps on my bed.
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A globulator is a piece of paint that’s stuck in a tin and makes you want to scream.
That globulator in the paint tin is driving me crazy. It won’t come out.
My globulator is stuck on the wall. I tried to paint it, but it won’t move.
My little brother is a globulator. He got paint on my mom’s dress.
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A globulator is a word so weird, it can describe anything and everything, even your mom’s hair.
My mom is a globulator. Her hair looks like a tangled mess of spaghetti.
My dog is a globulator. He turned my room into a mess of toys and snacks.
My teacher is a globulator. She can describe anything, even my bad grades.
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