A Glackin

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You’re sprinting like a jackass toward the goal, but you decide to throw the ball back to some guy who’s barely moving. It’s like you’re giving up your chance to look cool for no damn reason.

I had the ball in my hands and passed it to the guy behind me who looked confused.

I was about to score, but I passed it back to my friend who missed it by ten feet.

I had a clear shot, but I passed it to the guy who was still wearing his shoes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Glackin is like a superhero, but also a giant man who could beat you up with one hand and still have time to eat your lunch.

He looked like he could bench-press a goat and still have time to yell at you for being late.

He had a beard so thick, it looked like he had a pet goat on his face.

He was so big, he could have been a wrestler and still had time to teach math.

by Slangipedia 16d ago