A Giulia Valentina

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A Giulia Valentina is a person who yells at the universe when she gets the wrong thing. She once screamed at a package because it had butterflies instead of a bee with a nose.
I paid for the bee with the nose, not some flapping butterfly trash!
I’m not a fan of butterflies, I’m a fan of bees with noses!
If I wanted butterflies, I would’ve bought a damn butterfly net.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Giulia Valentina is someone who fights with customer service just to get what she wants. She once threatened to cancel her subscription unless she got the right candle.
You sent me butterflies? I’m ending this subscription right now!
I’m not leaving until you send me the bee with the nose!
If I don’t get that candle, I’m gonna start a TikTok series about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Giulia Valentina is a person who will throw a tantrum if she doesn’t get exactly what she asked for. She cried when she got butterflies instead of the bee with the nose.
I cried over a candle! You don’t even know what you did!
I was sobbing in the middle of the living room because of a butterfly!
I would’ve taken the butterfly if it had a nose, but it didn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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